Looking for a husband

Tom: Sue. Why are we here? I am too young to go to veterans' parties! Sue: We are on the mission here. Tom: A mission? What mission? Sue: I am looking for a husband. Tom: Here? Are you mad? These men are all about 80. And you like young men with fast cars and a lot of energy. Sue: Oh stop it Mandy. I am not looking for husband for me. I want to find somebody for my grandmother. She is a bit lonely. Tom: Now I get it! Sue: Look at the man over there. He has dark hair. Most men here have white hair. Tom: Oh please. It is not his real hair. Look closely. He is wearing a wig. Sue: You're right. What about the man sitting in the armchair? Tom: He has too big stomach. Look! His belt is too tight and these trousers are two sizes too small. I like the man in the grey suit. Sue: But he is too short. My grandmother is 180 centimeters tall and he is only 160. They would look funny together. Besides he has a beard. My grandma hates beards. Tom: And what do you think about the tall man over there. He is dancing like a teenager! Sue: He looks nice. He has big blue eyes and a smile like Ret Butler from "Gone with the wind". And I love the suit he is wearing. It is very stylish and expensive. Tom: I see one unpleasant thing! Sue: What? I can't see anything. Tom: Look again. He is wearing a wedding ring. Sue: Well, I thought he would be the one. I just have to keep on looking. Tom: I have an idea! My father plays bridge with Sean Connery. Sue: You are joking. The Sean Connery? Tom: Yes. He is handsome, famous and tall .And I know he is looking for a new wife. So I think we can arrange for him to go out with your grandmother. Sue: Forget about my grandmother. If Sean Connery is looking for a new wife, I will be more than happy to become new Mrs. Connery!