You know what, that's it, you had your chance.
Mom, Dad, Ross smoked pot in college.
What?
You are such a tattletale!
Mom, Dad...
...you remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Yes.
Well, I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot, but it was me. I'm sorry.
It was you?
And Dad, you know that mailman you got fired?
He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did!
Yeah, well hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did!
Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!
Monica and Chandler are living together!
Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced... again!
I love Jacques Cousteau!
I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
I wanna go!
That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.